Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Pornstars

It’s been crazy thinking of Lori Loughlin being taken into FBI custody. But I guess if Aunt Becky had to get into trouble for something, a college admissions scam sounds about right. Until the story broke, I’d never seen a picture of her daughter. Lori has long been on my list of MILFs, so it isn’t surprising that her offspring, Olivia Jade, also looks damn fine. I can’t understand why parents are shelling out such an insane amount of cash for specific colleges. Coming from rich parents and looking so good, the kid is going to be fine even without that.

Personally, I say let the girl “accidentally” release a sex tape. I bet she would be crazy successful afterwards. Look at all it did for Kim Kardashian!

Sites like Team Skeet are extremely popular even though the teens and coeds aren’t celebrities. You know those girls are making great money too. Their parents didn’t have to bribe any one. Right now, you can save up to 73% with our Team Skeet discount and imagine all the XXX ways Olivia Jade could be spending her time once expelled.